I think if i dig through my records I can find a federal subpoena from 2016. A LEO had to formally come to my door to confirm I received it but the prosecutor sent it to me via email.
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My mom's death certificate. That's weird.
Boringly, the only thing in there currently is the guide from the dmv (mvc, sorry) for nj to review cause I'm feeling old and need a refresher.
Pdf version of doom from hackernews not so long ago.
I find this segment to be particularly insightful:
That's the one I was gonna post! I think the text file containing ASCII 0s and 1s for an image of the Mona Lisa comes second.
A copy of Man after Man:
This is such a weird book. It has leech people, underwater people, blind psychic baby people, meat mountain people, etc.
Iβll need more details on this
It's a speculative evolution book from 1990 about how mankind might evolve in the next 5 million years. Basically the premise is that due to climate change, new species of humans are engineered to survive in a more hostile world. And then it follows these new species and their further evolutions.
The creatures in the picture above are both descended from humans.
It's weird, bleak and very far fetched.
A small gallery of the various species:
Some days i feel like the engineered food creature.
I was going to say the illustrations look very 90s
Truly morbid looking
Incredible ! I love it ! Will try to find it
"Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf"
What the fuck, Bahamas? Life imprisonment?
Usually itβs a placeholder punishment so that the police can break in and stop you committing a crime
Nice.
In my mailbox...My arrest warrant from the Dutch police.
Ok, this is definitely the winning comment. I'm crossing my fingers for you bro
What are the charges?
Eating a meal, a Succulent Chinese Meal
Get your hands off my penis!
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I found the Cunt Coloring Book from the 1970's. Yes, scanned in as PDF. Yes, a few pages were already colored in, mostly psychedelic colors though.
And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, a bunch of hand drawn lady parts to be colored in.
Iβm so curious
Nothing special enough to share, nor would I even share such works, especially with all the pages stuck together..
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This feels pretty niche...
The Death report for Kurt Cobain. Mostly from morbid curiosity and a love for Nirvana. I donβt do that for everyone or anything like that. Thatβs the weirdest one. π
Nothing too weird. Multiple manuals of objects that I own, probably the weirdest of which is a German manual for my Canon EOS 300 (I'm not German). And some machine learning papers, among which a paper from 1987, by Quinlan & Rivest, about decision trees (which is older than I am).
EDIT: Oh and another document older than me, a manual for the Minolta XG-9 that I'm lending from my dad.
I agree it feels weird to come across files that've been around for longer than you have.
Let's see, The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, some paper on MKultra, some paper about The Hum, Some scientific paper on the longevity of recordable optical media, and a paper about crows.
The technical plans for the Death Star.
Are there any vulnerabilities? Asking for a friend
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A mock dictionary of Portuguese gay slang and vocabulary. It's pretty fun.
Lol
The Chronicon of Marcellinus Comes, apparently. Not sure why.
A very funny NGO report on "net-enabled anarchist extremists" that talks about the SRA like it's the PLA
I have the working draft of this year's List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world's largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.
I didn't know they did this. Where can I learn more?
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