[-] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Did you know that blueberries are actually so weird? They're blue on the outside, green on the inside, and purple when they're ground up.

Respect the blueberries.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

A cheap, faulty lightbulb hissed, arced, and then flew out of the socket. I really do need to get better lightbulbs...

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

This makes me ponder how many unique Mario levels I've completed in my lifetime.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

It's so strange how meteorites always seem to land in craters

76
submitted 1 week ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

They'll always say booo

29
submitted 2 weeks ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
336
Things. (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] Corno@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

Don't worry! Though black holes may sound scary, microscopic black holes, the type that could hypothetically be produced by high-energy particle collisions such as this, would pretty much instantaneously (in approximately 10-27 seconds) evaporate due to the emission of Hawking radiation, before they could "suck up" anything. Cosmic rays of far higher intensities than what we could produce routinely collide with atoms in Earth's atmosphere, so microscopic black holes could be happening daily in our atmosphere, we just never see them because they're far too small and evaporate instantly.

78
submitted 1 month ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

They're far too dense

76
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

They're all too negative to get along.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 54 points 2 months ago

Laughs in UBlock Origin

49
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
60
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

They have 18 half-lives

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago

Probably like chicken or other bird meat, since birds are a type of dinosaur!

26
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Because it’s unacceptable to sign an autograph using a firearm

138
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Corno@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

For me it's Interstellar, it never fails to make me ugly cry at least twice during each viewing

62
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
60
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

No idea

300
submitted 2 months ago by Corno@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[-] Corno@lemm.ee 30 points 2 months ago

I don't know why but mushrooms growing on things like carpet/flooring really scares me for some reason 😂 😱

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago

Shopping Any% speedrun (WR)

view more: next ›

Corno

joined 2 months ago