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"I don't know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything."

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

Boot Loop - ties someone's shoelaces together

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn't think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

Pablo Sanchez is OP.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

Back in my day, coaches didn't let you have water, because it was a sign of weakness that you needed "a break", and it was the water filling your stomach that actually caused the cramps...

How do I volunteer as tribute?

There's a place near me that makes "Crispy Phillies", essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.

But they'll continue singing forever, they just won't know what they're singing anymore.

Bulk ordered from Ali Express

4. Sell watches for 100K while your wife says everyone is poor