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[-] cinabongo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

[-] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

I dunno if the next pane is doing any better

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

I believe you have my stapler.

[-] rozodru@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago

I used to live in the Southwest US like 20+ years ago and went to high school there. ICP was huge at my school but once people graduated they stopped listening to them for whatever reason.

for where I lived It'd be join the Navy, work at grocery store, work at a call center, or live in a trailer park and die.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.

[-] deadlyduplicate@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

None of these people are playing board games.

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No doubt, Juggalo. It can circumvent facial recognition systems. I see as an absolute win

[-] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[-] FmbyMF@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago

Where's the femboy option?

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer

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[-] PixlShft@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?

[-] greenhorn@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Is this a kid Rock joke?

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

And before that it's lower left.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.

The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Amen.

Felons can try to make amends. Troy just makes Jager bombs at the office and passes at the 19yo receptionist.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Hey! I don't fit into this mold! I'm the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can't work.

So... um... yay me?

[-] Licksrocks@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

I believe that is the bottom right

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[-] xangadix@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

I'm not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life

[-] PotatoKat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

What even are juggalos? Like i know they're fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?

[-] match@pawb.social 1 points 6 days ago

i believe they're furries but for clowns

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Where's the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?

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