LemmyKnowsBest

joined 10 months ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

As a small child in the 1970s-80s, I felt uncomfortable with Queen.

I think they were just a bit ahead of their time.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I'm alone I have conspiracy masturbations

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

This is plausible and yes I'd quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I have conspiracy speculations

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

oh good, if this technology is on the horizon, I will continue to resist the urge to establish starlink service. I will wait until my android phone has this built in.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (3 children)

If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to know whose idea it was to paint bold whimsical colors on a person's face in the first place? Like who thought that was a good idea, and what was the effect they were going for?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thinkpads

pi zeros

manga/anime

interesting what you'd consider to be necessities in an apocalyptic situation

 
 
 

 

I have to submit a document for employment and they want my passport but my passport photo is 5.49 MB and they say you can't upload anything more than 5 MB. How can I shrink that file on my android phone without paying some service?

 

Do I need to log out? then log back in? I don't want to. But if logging out/in is necessary to refresh my filter settings, I will. I searched for a way to log out/ in but I can't find it, but I will look harder if I need to. Let me know, or anything else I need to do to stop seeing Trump posts. Thanks.

 

When you're lonely, you don't become cripplingly hopeless and withdraw from life? You just contact some friends or easily make new friends and have a good time and carry on with life?

When you're driving your car and everything is fine until you come to a stoplight, you don't suddenly become depressed at the stoplight like I do?

When you wake up every morning, you don't have crippling existential dread? You just get up and go about your day cheerfully, without analyzing the futile meaninglessness of the big picture?

 
  1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

 

The last couple days I've noticed every post that shows Tesla not looking good, has been removed from some higher directive. Not deleted by OP.

and yesterday an OP tried at least twice to post an article about Tesla factory ordering $16,000 worth of pies from a small independently-owned Silicon Valley bakery, owned by a sweet hard-working lady who worked overtime all night and had to go out and buy more ingredients to get the order finished in time, only for Tesla to call up the next morning and cancel the order just as the pies were about to be delivered to Tesla. As of press time, that lady lost $16,000 on that order but hopefully Tesla came back and made up for it.

The OP posted that article twice because the first one had been removed, then I tried to comment on the second one and it had been removed also.

There seems to be some Tesla brigade working hard to remove everything from the internet that makes them look bad.

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