cinabongo

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[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We do, we gain and then but lose them in the womb. They're called volar pads

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Time to start telling everyone you're better than them

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I think she wanted to jump off and have the bike roll on but her legs were too short and her crotch landed on the rear tire, bringing the bike to a halt

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Went camping but when I got to the site, I thought I'd lost a part I needed to set up the tent so I booked a (expensive) last minute hotel. I noticed I had the piece almost as soon as I hung up. But I couldn't cancel as no one was picking up when I called and their policy only allowed cancellations until midday.

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I too, have a gooning problem

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We had a pact. Out by 16 or dead on the scene together for fucking ever

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That is very relevant and hilarious 😁

 
[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Similarly, if a Dutch person ever asks you to "kiss my moist cunt" or (kies mijn mooiste kant), don't take offence.

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What's gaya genda?

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