There isn't a single word in the dictionary that isn't made up.

Tbf, I think organ donation should be opt-out, and you should be ineligible to receive any organ or tissue (including blood).

He doesn't change his pick. He just divides his decision into an infinite field of points, moving half of them to door #2, allowing him to fully choose both doors.

This emoticon caused uneven tire wear! I'm suing!

WITH A FUCKIN' CRAYON!

You either know how magnets work or you don't. There is no in-between.

Pro tip: every phone is a folding phone if you try hard enough.

Bro was living the sovcit dream but wanted more.

Well those laws clearly don't work. So we should make new laws! Ones that DEFINITELY WILL work! And if they don't, well I guess we just need more laws until we find ones that do.

I hope the things you like get mistaken in the news as white supremacist-related, then nazis all pile on until nobody can enjoy it any more.

This is almost certainly in a provider setting, in which all covered employees will have received extensive training detailing what "PHI" stands for.

I'm just waiting for the day some corporation sends out a press release that says "lol, you got me bro."