niktemadur

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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

...and Elvis has left the building!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's a Monty Python sketch where someone handles a large glass container with a liquid that looked like rosΓ© wine, no context provided.

Out of the blue, some BBC executive or execs wanted to censor the sketch because of "its' visual depiction of menstrual urine".

It truly takes some twisted, fucked-up minds to find obscenity everywhere they look, projecting Satan onto everything around them, carrying Satan piggyback even into neutral zones.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but what about nutkicking, then?

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Back in the 90s and pre-internet, I knew nothing about numbers stations. One time I borrowed my dad's hefty portable radio, which he used for listening to Vin Scully doing the play-by-play of Dodgers games, but it was the off-season, so I took it for a few months.

Back then I lived in a cabin right on the edge of my town, and I'm a night owl, so I was utterly alone one night at around 2am, when I came across one of these numbers stations right in the act of doing its' thing with a robotic female voice, just for a few minutes before regressing to static noise.

The whole experience spooked me, it stayed with me. On subsequent nights I scanned the dial again and again, to see if I could stumble across this thing again, but I never did catch it live again. It was years later that I found The Conet Project website and finally knew what the hell that transmission was about, sort of.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nancy...
Adam...
Susan...
Nancy...
Adam...
Susan...

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

If I wanted quality posts, I would have gone over to LemmyQualityPost, dagummit!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

As a baseball history buff, for a long time my way of "counting sheep" in bed was:
5 baseball players whose last name begins with the letter "A",
then "B", "C", etc.

When after a few nights I worked my way up to "Z", I started over, but with a twist:
5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter "A", and who played before 1950.

Then when I made it to "Z",
5 baseball players, whose last name begins with the letter "A", and who played after 1950.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Oh look, a senile narcissist spews yet another chunk in a near-endless stream of mental diarrhea!
Better make a "news" article about it! So informed!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

NOT YOU!!! SIT!!!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

False flag! 8D ~~Cheese~~ Chess! Yadda yadda yadda!

The truth of the matter can be much simpler - the peak of the wave has passed, third campaign of the same shit have many republican-leaning voters fatigued and numb.

Do NOT get me wrong here. It's still a clear and present danger, both internal and foreign powers who wish governmental chaos/weakness upon the United States are pumping resources into the campaign, every truly patriotic and intelligent American still has GO AND VOTE DEMOCRAT THIS NOVEMBER.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Careful, somebody might post this in Wholesome Memes.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

You know... what they call "the good ol' days" they wax nostalgic about.

 

For example, Humphrey Bogart as Indiana Jones in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Or say Gregory Peck in Saving Private Ryan. Or how about James Dean as Luke Skywalker!

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