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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You totally forgot the leather...

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

And the bones you can make stock from

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

And my money!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd think they'd remember the Jell-O.

There's always room for Jell-O.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You've officially gathered a flock of rage downvoters squid.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I understand. Jell-O used to make me extremely angry too.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Am I the only one outraged that this is obviously a photo of a screen where someone left the mouse cursor in the middle of the shot?!

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You should be happy it wasn't printed out, faxed, and photocopied on top of that.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We scan all our faxes. Does someone know how to pdf this??

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Easy: Take a photo and embed it into a new document.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

Sounds like how some of our customers are sending bug reports. At least replace the damn magenta ink, Bob!

Of course. That one time I blissfully missed the cursor, someone has to rub it in my face and ruin my Friday!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 days ago

How management views technical staff.

[–] Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago

Don't forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is this an "and", or an "or"

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And. There's really a lot of meat in a cow.

[–] Vigge93@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It literally says "and" on the second to last row

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

150 pounds makes about 600 average burgers, you reckon?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If your burger doesn't weigh a pound are you even living?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

smashburgers far outweigh thick nonsense.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only if you have over a pound of smash burgers, otherwise it doesn't outweigh.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

600 tiny burgers

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

I'd say closer to 400. Quarter pounders have only ever been common as smashburgers or at shitty burger restaurants.

[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Add another zero.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or, a year’s food supply for a cat

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

Probably more than that

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 2 days ago

Depends on the size of the cat.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Thought I was in vegan circlejerk for a sec.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm concerned that they're grinding the whole chuck. Chuck eye steaks are good. I see no mention of skirt steaks or hanger steaks either.

I see leather and stock has been mentioned, but not marrow yet. There's some tasty marrow there.

[–] gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flank steak is skirt/hanger.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flank, skirt, and hanger are three (technically 4 if you count inside and outside skirt) different cuts. Skirt comes from the short plate, flank comes from the flank, and hanger comes from the diaphragm between the rib and the loin.

It is true that skirt and flank can be used almost entirely interchangeably, but they're different.

[–] gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh, TIL. They're all tasty to me!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Damn right they are!!

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And probably like 20 baseball gloves.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee -4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Leather is used in stuff other than baseball gloves

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 days ago

Yeah, baseballs too.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah like yo momma's ass

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

So 600 hamburgers