LodeMike

joined 9 months ago
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

Happy cake day!

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

I think that's like asking if a fire can burn down an entire house but end up remodling it. Isn't cancer defined by its destructive traits?

 
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah duoy you [realistically] can't compress compressed data...

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nothing unless you want to serve them without some other way to see what file type they are.

You can run bash scripts with bash.

Don't know what a desktop file is.

HTML has that because webservers used to not have auto media type detection and response headers.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Soup can't talk

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ohhh

all the people on here are the same person in my head except for like @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

There's other things.

For example, the UK is the most surveiled populace over any whole country. Which is neat.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today -2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh we're talking about police killings suddenly? I thought we were talking about civil rights?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

IDK I just had a overwhelming sense they were in the UK, which is like... way worse.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (7 children)

To be clear, I said your mom. What are you doing with your mom?

 
 

Apple messages app, dark mode. Medium compression.

Sender (left side): bro I stg the funniest shit happened at work

Next message: so i work at papa johns now right.

Receiver (right side) sends "💀💀💀💀" twice. These emojis are large.

Sender again: i havent even told the story yet

Last message: what the fuck are you laughing at

The last message is half cut off on the bottom.

 
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Wordle (lemmy.today)
submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Screenshot of Twitter light mode with gradient blurred background around it but mostly cropped off.

One poster, appears feminine in PFP "what's that milf cereal. With the strawberries"

Posted 11:34 AM 7/30/21 Twitter for iPhone.

10.6 Retweets 1806 Quote Tweets 132k Likes

A reply with someone appearing feminine in their PFP is a picture of Kellog's Speciak K cereal with red berries. Accompanying text is just "?"

 
 

Image description:

Two pictures put together

First one is a screenshot of Robert Downy Jr's Twitter profile. Dark mode, official app. Bio reads "you know who I am"

Second picture is of that guy with the trophy and his hand hoveti g above his right breast with caption "I don't know who he is"

Tap for spoilerThe second picture is of Robert Downy Jr

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AskReddit (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image description:

screenshot of r/AskReddit post by u/CriticalGeode . Title only. official phone app. Light mode.

How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?

Upvoted by screenshoter. No shown score.

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Oreo (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

Image Description:

Ligjt mode twitter direct message on phone. Highly compressed.

Oreo (cookie) account links a tweet from Carter hambly. Oreo is the other person in the chat, not who took the screenshot.

Tweet reads: i be scraping the deodorant off my girl's armpit with my teeth like filling out of an oreo

Text accoppaninn link:

Hi Carter! We at OREO love this tweet. Can we have your permission to use it on our socials

Message was sent 11:59/AM

Reply from screenshotter: "that tweet?" There is lots of vertical space between the two messages. This second message is about 40%% cut off at the bottom.

 
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Regular Road (lemmy.today)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by LodeMike@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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