“And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child... that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”
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Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
Jesus, take the ~~wheel~~ legs
That would be his third leg he is holding. What number four is from, I haven't a clue.
AI photos have taken Facebook by storm. So many are very obviously fucked up looking and not real, but the sheer stupidity of the masses shines as strong as ever. I even stumbled into a weird genre of AI-generated pictures of motorcycles built entirely from wood planks, usually with a toddler sitting on one and a caption like "Make this myself!", and the comments section is absolutely bursting with morons praising how wonderful the craftsmanship is. The only part of these photos that even looks life-like is the kid. And yet..
I keep seeing this picture with a penguin spotted at the grocery store claiming its northern Canada. Entire comment section in awe
We don't even fucking have penguins in this hemisphere
Damn now I kinda wanna see one of those.
Why does he not simply walk on the water?
Too heavy with four legs!
But also four feet. That means he has more surface area to spread the weight across this time around.
I got midjourney to make this to see if it could make a realistic photo of the crucifixion, I should start telling Christians that it's a still taken from the Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.
Amazing that he has the skin tone of a Scandinavian who has never felt the touch of sunlight in his bones.
This is impressive
Those shadows don't make sense
When you've got someone saying things like: "I am the light" clearly we're beyond the particle/waveform level of confusion.
Did you choose the 1960's style color processing, or did midjourney?
Chronovisor the Vatican has hidden away.
I never once considered that the Vatican might have actual powerful artifacts and/or SCP-level objects tucked away.
I imagine the prompt being like show Jesus carrying his two penis legs through floodwaters
Why is “two penis legs” making me laugh so fucking hard
It's funny because penis.
You see, you can tell it's fake because Jesus isn't real (and also doesn't have a spare pair of sexy lady legs)
That’s not a leg 😏
Maybe the people on your Facebook are also AI/bots. It's just one big circle of bots posted altered photos and responding to them.
I've seen something similar in YouTube shorts. AI generated white jesus avatars with TTS speech talking about how if you love christ you have to comment "amen" to be saved.
It's fucking weird.
Well that's one way to feed the algorithm with comments. And apparently it works since you got to see the videos.
So, I had a quick look at the people commenting on the post, and they all seem to be real people, with a post history etc.
NPC behaviour, truly.
Why were the bus drivers all on the same bus?
How else are the bus drivers gonna get to the bus store.
How many Korean bus drivers does it take to escort a six-toed Galilean to... where is Jesus going btw?
Just a picture of typical jesus, helping those who help themselves
Jesus was a hermaphrodite centaur. Amen
the feed is full of those AI Jesus pictures like this and thousands of comments saying “Amen”.
I'm worried. Should I be worried?
2000+ years ago, literature didn't exist in the way it does today. A book was only writable/readable to those that were literate, whom were in the overwhelming minority. I can appreciate how such an incomprehensible thing, said to contain the very word of god, might be considered practically magic in its own right. Today, all that's demystified mostly because nearly all of us understand that writing is just a form of technology, and learn so as small children.
Now, we have a brand new incomprehensible thing that can churn out religious iconography with the push of a button.
propaganda always existed. People have pictures of white & blonde jesus in their homes. Jesus was midde eastern. Didn't need AI for that.
Too traumatized, Jesus evolved away from virgin birth, but his demonstration of asexual reproduction was interupted by another flood.
Oh, just get back on the bus and drive. It's so shallow he's not even bothering to walk on it.
This is what happens when you let your son of God be a Sons of the Forest.
Oh shit! It's Supply Side Jesus! Look, he's showing us how to pick ourselves up by the bootstraps!
I liked it when people were posting ai pictures of Jesus stealing ipads and shoplifting and stuff.
six limbs! He's technically an insect
Some sort of praying mantis?
There's only one bus line that gets you to heaven every time!*
JESU 24
*Fuck off if there's flooding.
I HATE IT when I have to hold my extra legs so they don't get wet
When nobody is there to save you and you need to save yourself.
So are we all ignoring how the hand holding up the leg (not both, just the one). Is growing right out of the same leg it's allegedly supporting?
They are getting better with the number of fingers.
Amen