dumbass

Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling "No No No NO No No No No No they're not meant to be here this soon", destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

Hahah you sound like my old drug dealer.

Alright then, who pissed off Cookie Monster?

I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.

I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn't eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.

Carport.

You don't have to snort them all, there's other places to absorb energy drinks.

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

No one loves or hates me more than I ever could.

I don't know if I've fucked up or if someone's fucked up, but something is fucked up.

That's when you're supposed to go throw them in the river.

Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you'll start to procrastinate and that's when you start coding.

Game makers should hire me to test their maps, if there's a spot where I can get 100% stuck no matter what, you bet your shiny metal ass I'll find it.