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[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 77 points 5 months ago

You know how it goes, first people start saying the silly meme phrase “ironically”, then they can’t stop themselves saying it, then it becomes awkwardly unironic, and then it gets embedded in the lexicon and Miriam-Webster adds it to the dictionary

2060 is going to be lit fam AHEM I mean it’s going to be funny

[-] sverit@feddit.de 8 points 5 months ago

I am guilty af here, fr.

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[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 61 points 5 months ago

Are the front curls really such a zoomer thing? I've been dealin' with'em for decades now because Arabic and Irish heritage means my hair is constantly in rebellion against british beauty standards

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

It's become a zoomer thing. Last Xmas my friend's little cousin of Polish and Polish heritage was rocking them instead of his usual arrow straight hair.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

cousin of Polish and Polish heritage

Sure he doesn't also has some Polish in him? Maybe a bit of Polish too?

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

I imagine, with that heritage, every part of you is in constant rebellion against the British!

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

Broccoli cut

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[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago

and the al-qaeda be like: "lmao gotem"

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Airplane hits tower.... pilot yelling "KOBE"

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 46 points 5 months ago
[-] danielbln@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

The Brokkoli, it's pretty fetch.

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[-] Rubanski@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

It's called the "meet me at McDonald's" haircut. No joke

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

It's actually typically called the "Broccoli cut."

At least that's the only way I've heard it.

[-] harry315@feddit.de 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Why the heck is this in /c/shitpost? That's a quality post and it belongs to the front page lmao

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lemmy loves shit and poo this is where the nuggets hang

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

Situation is very sus

[-] moody@lemmings.world 30 points 5 months ago

9/11 was not poggers

[-] Glifted@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I know I'm old but what does 'no cap' mean?

[-] Forester@yiffit.net 44 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A cap is a lie /exaggerated boast so no cap = I am being serious or this is the truth

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

It means you're being On God Fr Fr about something

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[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 19 points 5 months ago

It means "I am not being capricious"

Jk I have no clue and don't care don't correct me

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[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

“Cap” is a lie or exaggeration.

So “no cap” is “I’m not lying/I’m being serious.”

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[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago

I see your rizz and raise you a skibidi. (probably b/c I like the way that word sounds in my head... sk-i-bi-di do dah day 🎵 🎶 )

Also, rizz means "the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner" so... now I have to think about GWB strutting his stuff, thanks for that:-P (that's surely what made me think of my own word... gotta flush it out somehow?)

[-] null@slrpnk.net 9 points 5 months ago

Rizz is just short for "Charisma"

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

There is no z in charisma, obviously it's short for Rizzoli

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[-] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago

sir the twin towers got phanum taxed

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 13 points 5 months ago

I was watching the Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve from 1999 and immediately after the ball dropped they cut to a shot of the NYC skyline with the WTC intact.

My Zoomer kid was shocked. Every time they've seen the WTC it's been at the start of some 9/11 documentary.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 15 points 5 months ago

It's in every "cut to a shot of NYC" scene pre-2001

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[-] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Why does zoomer Bush look like Tony Khan?

[-] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Why does Tony Khan look like zoomer Bush?

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

This is going to be "too soon" until all of the millennials are dead.

[-] papabobolious@feddit.nu 22 points 5 months ago

Everyone outside the US are over it, especially considering the war to follow

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[-] Ross_audio@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

George Carlin was first.

Joan Rivers got there just after.

We've been laughing at jokes about 911 for ages. Being edgy isn't new, even boomers do it

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[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Millennials in NY were cracking dark jokes about 9/11 in high school. “Too soon” never existed for some of us.

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[-] crackajack@reddthat.com 7 points 5 months ago

I feel attacked! 9/11 this mf!

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[-] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Jus me bro but dick cheynz be acting sus tho fr fr

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