[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Oh I fixed your code because you did it wrong"

Later:

"Hey the application no longer compiles, I re-wrote a huge chunk of your code and now I don't know whats wrong"

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago

Never trust autosave. Everything from notepad to Visual Studio gets the Ctrl+S treatment when something is updated.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago

This isn't a fruit salad it's a fruit monopoly

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 143 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It's worse then you think. As a Australian citizen you are required to comply with any order which includes leaking code and introducing back doors. Failure to comply or notifying your employer about the request will result in federal charges with a sentence between 20 to 60 years in prison. The legislation that contains this was passed almost a year ago.

Recently there's been a wave of mass disruptions and data theft in Australia including most of our ports halting operations for a day and one of our largest phone and internet service providers being compromised where millions of peoples personal information like driver licences and passports being leaked.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 39 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Finally Jerma can show nipples and toes on stream

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 59 points 6 months ago

Apparently it's this new file format called .gif where you can compress videos into a small file that any browser can read

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Lol reminds me of Windows plastering all your photos on the home screen and people being mortified about it

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago

Average website experience in 2023

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 73 points 8 months ago

Me seeing OPs massive honkers

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago

Literally 1984

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Y'all live in the CUMZONE while I live in the CANT (China Australia New Zealand Tasmania) zone

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago

Americans when they need to measure something

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