Ooh the new Ducati seat
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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In the trash because those things are FREEZING. Go plastic or go home!
I legit thought it was a brake. I keep forgetting that's a thing.
Motorcycle expert here. It goes into the vagina.
Alexa how do you say wrong hole in motorcycle
WRONG HOLE, BROTHER
WRONG HOLE BROTHER AROOOO
BARB LEFT
Where do you find vaginas large enough for motorcycles or motorcycles small enough for the vagina? Asking for a friend.
A Harley Davidson dealership?
Wrong! This is clearly the innovative accelerator module the great engineer Mr. Garrison invented for his mono wheel design. It only goes into the vagina if you ride goofy foot, so limited to only half of us.
Um, I’d rather not speculate.
😀
I don't want to speculate.
In the tailpipe
NO! Fucking amateur...
That's this one:
I prefer the three pronged one that opens up :3
inside my ass
I think it’s related to this…
Or this
Damn, dudes will turn things they already respect into women before they'll respect women.
Is this the motorcycle equivalent of a ship's figurehead?
I think it's the motorcycle equivalent to having a hentai girl tattooed on your arm.
If you sailed by riding the figurehead, sure.
Reminds me of a very old anime OVA called Goku Midnight Eye. There's a lady that gets turned into a motorcycle and can shoot lazers.
User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider's posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.
Reminds me of the south park uni bike thing
I put it in my ass
poor donkey 🫤
In the square hole!
I mean I'd ride it, but that part don't go to no motor cycle. More like a monthly cycle.
You usually see this part after you put your feet in the stirrups.
This is the clutch lever I think? I've been riding for 20 months so it would be embarrassing to get this wrong
Those metal ones were better than the modern plastic ones. Even though they felt cold.
Paging !the_pack@lemmy.world
I love that place.
I don't know why I find it funny, but I really do 😄
SORRY BROTHER, I COULDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU WERE SAYING. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR HOG CRANKED UP TO ELEVEN. AROOO
That goes in the hoo-haa.
It cuts down on bathroom stops during long rides.
If you are using that while on a motorcycle that's a new fetish I haven't come across before. Seems awkward
It's the beak of the cyborg duck that pedals your motorcycle. Everyone else is lying
In the new unit purge tube!
Spread 'em
It's a duck's beak
Little pinch