klemptor

I mean he could hide in the pattern buffer....

Renals in jeanals

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Dat pink nose!!! 😍

Also jeans

Yeah, styrofoam's notoriously bad for the environment. Plus just annoying to deal with. I hate it.

A continuous passive motion machine.

I had arthroscopic hip surgery to repair a cartilage tear and shave down some bone overgrowth. For 3 weeks after surgery, I had to put my leg in this machine for an hour four times a day. It slowly bends and straightens your leg, which is supposed to help stave off scar tissue formation inside the hip. And it was rough. I needed my husband's help to get strapped into the thing, I could never find a comfortable way to position my leg, the thing was noisy as hell so I couldn't nap while I was using it, and I was lying flat on my back so it was hard to read a book or watch a show without hurting my neck. It sucked and I was so glad when I was cleared to stop using it.

The fuck is happening there? Jesus

Right? IMO it's rude to just call someone out of the blue and expect that they'll be able to drop everything to chat with you.

Unfortunately, my mom loves to call unannounced, and because my parents are getting older I feel the need to answer in case something's wrong.

Hey Melania, go fuck yourself, you vile fucking dipshit.

When I was a young idiot, I really thought Clonaid was gonna be a thing. I guess I thought it was plausible because I grew up reading a fuckton of scifi and Dolly the Sheep had been born a couple years prior. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯