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[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

I am a secret third thing.

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

If they're lore accurate, then yes, because if you put a bag of holding inside another bag of holding they explode and create a portal to the astral plane, which would probably not be great for the structural integrity of an airplane.

Edit: Implosion, sucks everything within 10 feet into the hole. I guess it's up to the DM if it sucks part of the plane in ๐Ÿ˜†

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

I think someone needs to update that old "if programming languages were weapons". JavaScript is a cursed hammer.

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What If "healer" was assigned at random at the start of a match of no one picks it, healers weren't on either team, land were scored separately by how many people they revived?

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Boromir would do it. Why can't you be more like Boromir?

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Apple is a strange beast. I was at their space ship HQ getting interviewed, and the guy kept pointing random facts about it. Like, this particular wood was harvested in the winter so that made it better, or that entire segments can be siloed off, or that the full height glass walls of the cafeteria can be opened on pivots, and there was just so much effort in making sure things worked just right.

Meanwhile [this team] had to test software fixes for their product by provisioning ancient Mac mini's in a closet lab because they wanted to test the "full experience" and so every patch and update they had to do was painful and horribly tested. They all hated each other (which was obvious to me just from my time in their interviews, so it must have gotten really bad during the workday I imagine). Everyone seemed on edge all the time. Even the people in the hallways. But they were all super excited that they could order lattes from the iPads tethered to the break room countertops. And they had an apple orchard I guess. The idea of changing how they do what they do was completely unentertainable.

The whole experience felt surreal, like I had stepped into the world according to The Onion.

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I am so sorry. The upside is that this version might actually be so bad you can listen to it ironically.

https://youtu.be/dlvXulwEkqA

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

You can't just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You're a monster.

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Whelp, I'm dead. GG hippo.

[โ€“] _stranger_@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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