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[–] Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee 1 points 37 minutes ago

Lol this is pretty clever, how he's hiding there

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

give me my 30 minutes back

[–] wieson@feddit.org 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

Archeologists: "This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites".

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sadaam Hussein is blocking the view

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Let the man enjoy his front row

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

but i wanna enjoy hot feet

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

2024 Twitter screenshot, ew.

Petition for the mods to ban X screenshots

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 16 points 18 hours ago (6 children)

I give my brother shit because he's far left progressive but still spends all day on Xitter. His excuse is that Xitter isnt making a profit so he's hurting Musk a tiny bit every time he uses it...Yeah, I didnt buy it either.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

Xitter isn't meant to make a profit directly, it's a loss leader to gain government influence so he can make real money through government contracts via Space X, Starlink, etc

"The local grocery store is run by a neo Nazi, but they're worried about going out of business so if I shop there I'm costing them money!"

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 9 points 16 hours ago

Forget profit, it doesn't matter. What does matter is that choosing to stay on twitter only legitimizes it.

[–] Genius@lemmy.zip 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Have a counterargument to give him. He's the product, and his service is giving fascist trolls someone to argue with, and fellow "leftists" someone to come to X to see. He's encouraging other people to use the site, and they're watching ads and buying checkmarks.

Also he's encouraging governments and politicians to stay, and letting the media be controlled by a fascist.

It would be a lot less profitable if the site was only bots. He's subsidizing the bots.

[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Tell him he's dreaming.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

They're profiting off your data, alright

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 19 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, but my dad definitely didn't want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.

[–] isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

ok so

I just watched that and why 2 pairs of knees?

am I missing the joke?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

I don't know.

My dad explained it to me as "men like long legs" and that's all the context I have.

If you figure out more, I'd long to have the context myself. I never really got those movies.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 16 hours ago

Can you elaborate? I might fit that criteria.

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

See, I've seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let's be honest, if you're into knees you're clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.

[–] ScoobyDope@lemm.ee 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, sweet summer grandpa...

Nah I'm in my 20s, that's just what happens when you are super horny, aren't ashamed of it, but also don't know what sex is.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣

[–] nyancatec@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I want to be disrespected for being ass

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Same girl same

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Calves are an eyebrow raiser? Lordy. What's the world coming to when we can't openly discuss nice calves. When I say I love legs, I mean the whole leg.

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Oh yah. I’ve heard/seen of calves implants, I feel like the trend started a few years back.

[–] AmericanIdiot@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago

Thousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Every time.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 1 day ago

Ankles so scandalous!

Quality crossover