Looks a bit like the Arachne browser for DOS.

With a lot of junk inside yo trunk.

Are we all just going to ignore aquariums?

So what does "equivalent to a firehose" mean in this case? What area per firehose? A football stadium per firehose? An Olympic swimming pool? An average room? A jar?

EDIT: I think it's about one firehose per 10x10 meter area, so like a couple of rooms worth of area. It's not that bad. I bet rainfalls like that do happen for a few minutes in taiphoons and such.

There is. You just need to spread out the deceleration from a few centimeters to a few meters in the falling direction, and make sure the force is being applied all over their body, not just a few spots (think bouncy castle vs rebar).

I'm missing this one. What's the joke here?

I met someone named McCool once. I thought that was pretty cool.

I doubt it, that would be too much of a coincidence to have two people named Torvalds in one picture.

The girls seem to be waving to the neighbor down the street...

It says that

Starting in 2014, OpenSSH defaults to Curve25519-based ECDH.

So what changed recently? (I didn't watch the video, in fairness).

I don't even have a dog and now it's deaaaad?!

We're all US American this blessed day.