Bread is CIVILIZATION
Bread is my favourite carb, and it isn't close. I had a period in my teens of sandwiching everything. Chili? Sandwich. Curry? Sammich Stews? You guessed it: big mess.
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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Woah, is it you, Sloppy Joe himself?? π²
Based and yeast-pilled
I'm confused about the single full stop. It shows they have knowledge of basic punctuation, but refuse to use it.
What is there to be confused about? They can speak english correctly, but they simply refuse doing so due to a lack of respect for the language. Almost every professor at my uni is also like this: they have the skills to follow grammatical rules, but they don't owe it to anyone to actually do it. This is normal.
Also any language where through and threw sound identical doesnβt deserve much respect.
Huh, I thought you were joking, but I just checked on google translate, and apparently the correct way to pronounce "threw" really is the same as "through". I always pronounced "threw" a bit more in the front of my mouth so it has a different sound. Crazy stuff.
Did.. Did they just make a "pee is stored in the balls" reference?
Reading "anti crab" propaganda made me think extra.
I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber
The darkest bread there is, is usually bread that is articifially dark. Here in the Netherlands we have bread colored as chocolate, that would actually be white but is made to look dark so people think it's healthier.
In 1900 the average French person was eating 900g of bread per day.
I'm working on it to reach this level again.
Simple: I'm a carb based life form.
I like how in the menu the chef is like -- and I'm paraphrasing of course -- you assholes can't have bread cuz you don't deserve it.
God gave us grain but not bread so that we, too, could indulge in the joy of creation.
I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don't be a drunkard.
Carbs arenβt evil but if you donβt want to be overweight you have to eat carbs in moderation. Itβs not that hard gang.
Isn't Low Carb debunked? As long as you eat halfway clean and at a deficit, you lose weight. And you don't gain weight by eating a lot of carbs, as long as you don't have a caloric surplus.
Actually fat makes you fat and carbs make you crab
You got it all wrong, you just have to work out a lot and then eat all the carbs you want
Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.
And get ripped forearms.
cries celiacly
But im allergic to gluten :(
Gluten-free bread exists
Gluten free bread lacks any of the pleasant qualities of actual bread (my gluten allergy is "makes you have the shits" and not "kills you")
You can get good biscuits and cake without gluten. Good cereal. Passable pasta. Even decent pizza crust.
Not bread. Not by a long shot. The best gluten free bread in the world is just decent at its best, not to mention costing 15x the price. REALLY not worth it.
I'll eat a slice for you friend π
"A man cannot live on bread alone
But nor can he live without it"
--That one shopkeep in Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Personally I just have keto bread with like 1 net carb. Love bread and love the fiber.
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