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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 157 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is fake and gay. Literally

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, 20 dudes is rookie numbers

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Ikr? I've fucked more guys than that, and I'm straight

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 135 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Dude is also genderless.

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

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[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Depends on the context.

"Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?"

"Haha, no, that was Annie, she's a chick, she just has short hair."

Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.

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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 80 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I always "y'all" and I'm not even from the south.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Y’all gives modern English the second person plural it would otherwise be missing

[–] moody@lemmings.world 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yousa bombad, meesa like muy muy!

[–] moody@lemmings.world 12 points 1 week ago

I hate you with every fiber of my being

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've always been fond of "yinz", despite never having been to Pittsburgh

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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

"You" used to be that word, but mfs didn't wanna say "thou" anymore so "you" has to pull double duty now

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 80 points 1 week ago (20 children)

People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whatever you say, girliepop

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Yo, something like that, send nudes

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[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This. I've got a fair few trans friends, and we're all in agreement - unless it's obvious we're talking in gendered terms based on context, "dude", "man", "bro", etc are just interjections, not reference to someone's gender. And, when we are talking in gendered contexts, we tend to be pretty clear about that.

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Also queen, "James, you're such an Excel queen". I've seen this sort of use many times at my workplace. It doesn't have anything to do with gender or sexual orientation.

It's obviously more niche than "dude" but I've seen it before.

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[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 60 points 1 week ago

This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 60 points 1 week ago (20 children)

I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

"Fuckos" for informal situations

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 43 points 1 week ago (53 children)

It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".

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[–] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.

[–] kipo@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago

Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago

Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Accidentally Australian /j

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 12 points 1 week ago

Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.

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[–] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit

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