Hey, hey, HEY MAN! Keep your finger off the trigger until your ready to shoot! Sheesh!

What do you mean? It’s clearly Photoshopped! The Earth is flat don’t you know?

Flirty Bisexual Interrogations

Basedball

You wanna know why Spot don’t talk to you?

He already know yer a snitch.

They’re suffering from affluenza…

How sad…

You know, I have an idea.

Volunteer tax auditors

Can’t defund me if I do it for free. Anybody with me to drain and potentially jail a few billionaires?

Mother-in-law recruiter?!?

When the dragon shows up we’re having s’mores!

Channelling Blue Öyster Cult:

Go Go Godzilla!

After seeing this:

No No Godzilla!

Ah ha! I always suspected as much!

It was Novichok-ing the tires…