son_named_bort

joined 1 year ago

Don't top your landlord, they don't deserve it.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

To give to trick or treaters.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I like how whoever made this didn't bother to put IE on the first door.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah wallet inspector

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What can I say, I'm gay for Moleman.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Yell at clouds

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even if you do speak to a representative, most of the time they can't help you because they're only trained to help solve issues that can be solved online.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

There's something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can't be beat.

 

For those that aren't familiar, Spirit Halloween is a store that pops up in vacant stores around the middle of August and remain until early November. They sell Halloween things like costumes, decorations, etc. I wonder why there isn't a Christmas version that could sell Christmas stuff that could pop up after Spirit leaves and remains until January. There's plenty of Christmas decorations, tree, etc that are sold each year, feels like it would be something that could work.

 
 
 
 

In the Simpsons episode "Secrets of a Successful Marriage" Homer gets a job teaching at the local civic center. On the way to his first day of class, he stops at the drive thru of Krusty Burger. When asked for his order, Homer said he had no time because he had a class to teach. The teenager working the drive thru informed Homer that it's a felony to tease the order box. I wonder if it's a crime to go to the drive thru, not order anything, and drive away.

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