To give to trick or treaters.
son_named_bort
I like how whoever made this didn't bother to put IE on the first door.
Ah wallet inspector
Itchy and Scratchy scratch my itch.
What can I say, I'm gay for Moleman.
Not Moe!
Yell at clouds
If I had a nickel for every prominent conservative during this election season who bragged about killing a dog, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Even if you do speak to a representative, most of the time they can't help you because they're only trained to help solve issues that can be solved online.
If I had a son, I'd name him Bort. There's a reason why I'm not allowed to have children...
There's something about walking into a motel room with this AC blowing at full power after being at the beach all day that just can't be beat.
Don't top your landlord, they don't deserve it.