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[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I was born after the 90s and I have that

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

You were the blue light special....

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

They must've still been using the old model where you're from.

[–] clarinet_estimator@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Y'all it's sun exposure from driving. You're just old enough to see the damage.

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I live in Australia and have the same one, checkmate amerocentrists

[–] clarinet_estimator@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay, sure. Maybe it's not from driving specifically, but it is just from sun exposure. Which I hear Aussies get a fair bit of, yeah?

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

I suppose we do, we get about the same amount of sunshine as others.

Depends what you do for a job. Work in an office in Melbourne you hardly see the sun.

Work in a construction job you see the sun every day which i imagine is the same for everywhere

[–] kayos@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I've got 2, the freckle has broken containment and is multiplying

[–] ilhamagh@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

90's, South-East Asian

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 136 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.


"Hmmm...I'll be damned."

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

I am mixed race, half Indian and I have it

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.

This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.

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[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] klemptor@startrek.website 119 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Dude this pic could've waited until your poo was finished

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago

But then they wouldn't be living up to their username.

[–] DanglingFury@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today

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[–] LemmyInLemmyIn@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago (7 children)

At least in the USA, it's probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.

[–] ColonelPanic@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.

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[–] Tab981@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] beerclue@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Like solving where is Waldo

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[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Which one are we talking about here?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

Check out this overachiever

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[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago

I have it. This is sorcery.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)
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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That's where they put the bees in.

[–] cmder@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there

[–] The_Cunt_of_Monte_Cristo@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.

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[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago

ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What the fuck why is this correct

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Barnum Statement.

I've gotten suuuper into introspective / therapeutic tarot reading and in my related research I've come across a bunch of techniques used by people who use them performatively as a divinatory illusion. The funniest part is if I was going to do it therapeutically for another person I would probably do all the same things I'd just be honest that that was what I was doing. Kinda like a ritualistic / spiritually themed rorschach test.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Why do you gather us like this bröther?

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