Don’t worry, “Garden Trowel” sounds way more badass.
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Or Elon…
I bought Canada so I always have a Canadian supermodel girlfriend who just can’t be here right now.
Ahem. Mark Robinson used illicit funds gained from defrauding families who entrusted his wife to take care of their children to obtain a pretty nice truck.
Which he promptly crusted up with pizza stains…
In our pants. Toilets came out around the same time as smartphones, so it’s been a pretty revolutionary couple of decades around here.
🎶 Two all Peef Batties, special lauce, settuce, pheese, chickles, bonions on a besame eed sun🎶
Somebody dig up Mac Tonight, I think we gotta heater on our hands…
Well those of us who have the freckle have always known. Given that you do not have the freckle, I’m afraid that is all I can share.
I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?
Don’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
Love these friends, their armor plating looks so cool!
Brined overnight. Sous Vide bath seasoned with roasted garlic, homegrown basil, oregano, & Rosemary for 2 hours at 130° before searing in cast iron.
First Eastern Black Swallowtail of the season. Eastern Black Swallowtails are all females. They sport an alternate coloration from the yellow & black Eastern Tiger Swallowtails.
This black coloration is not considered ideal for mating chances, but it does help these ladies live longer & avoid predators.
Taken at Reynolda Gardens in Winston Salem, NC
Luke, a golden doodle, finally caught some shut eye after the assholes down the street quit with the fireworks.
Happy Memorial Day!
Eclipse 2024.
Found a Luna Mouth in my backyard.
Spent Thanksgiving on St George Island in Florida. Caught some amazing time lapses, Gulf Fritillaries, a Great Blue Heron, and this Van Gogh-Esque shot over the gulf.
I’m in inland NC as tropical storm Ophelia approaches our coast. Steady winds here already with 25-30mph gusts & building.
Late season Zebra Swallowtail popped by for a snack before the storm picks up here. Lil bugger was getting blown around sideways trying to hang on.
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I strog’ it to the east, I strog’ it to the west, I strog’ it to the beef I love the best…
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and if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stick it up my…. WOOOO!!
Miss ya Clarence
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Your grandfather was conscripted into an unjust war against Ukraine, so he blew up the officers’ fancy doublewide port-a-potty in defiance.
And that my boy, is how you came to be known as “Gunpowder Commode”.