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[–] Melkath@kbin.social 92 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% photoshopped.

100% don't care.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

His nipples have led me to question whether it’s AI. AI consumes black nipples like Hannibal Lecter at Mardi Gras.

[–] Turun@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The resolution is also very very suspicious. 1024x1024 classic 512x512 upscaled by a factor of 2.

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Overly smooth skin is sus too

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

First off, lots of JPEG. Pretty sure AI has higher res. Second, what was the original? What was happening with the gator he is kicking?

[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 14 points 1 year ago

Look at how his left hand is 'attached' to the body, almost like an action toy figure.

Pretty sure AI has higher res.

Lots of compression is very common way to hide imperfections in photoshopped (and now AI-generated) images to pass them as real.

[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I guess the resulting image was saved into jpeg then got sharpened with some monkey image editor and saved into jpeg again.

[–] ProvableGecko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you were a gator wouldn't you want a piece of that? They are just going for the dream

[–] JoShmoe@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Your extensive research into this subject is vital.

[–] SternburgExport@feddit.de 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is exactly how I imagine Florida

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

You are correct. I did this last week. It's garor smashin season. Gotta harvest the gators to grill up some gator tail for Thanksgiving and preserve the rest in the garage to last through the winter and warn off the backyard gators.

[–] miname@feddit.de 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can we pls talk about his perfect skin? He looks like a huge newborn

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah man... I assumed it was AI due that perfect skin. Although I guess it could still be some smooth filter or similar on the camera.

I mean the composition probably edited... but I am talking of the picture of the guy alone.

My man Gold Bonds... (Nurtures your skin) shhh

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

You've (maybe unintentionally) marked your account as a bot. Some folks filter out all bots because they post low quality stuff. Some folks might not see your content.

[–] dudinax@programming.dev 30 points 1 year ago

Your 350 million year reign of terror ends tonight

[–] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] eleefece@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This image goes super hard

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do we have a community for such images yet?

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

Not that I know of. Be the change you wish to see in the world.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Florida Man... Heelllll Yeah!!

[–] bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Even for the photoshop, I need context right fucking now!

[–] dadGPT@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Is this how crocs are made?

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

This is exactly the energy I need going into a new week. Cheers!

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

My favorite is the one down bottom that just doesn't give a fuck.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Looks like he's kicking a really ugly looking child ... or an elderly midget

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

His tummy is so smooth

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

How to cure limb dysphoria on the cheap.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] figaro@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Idk, he seems to have the correct number of fingers

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the big hand or the tiny hand?

[–] figaro@lemdro.id 3 points 1 year ago

Baby hand seems too pixelated to tell. Big hand seems ok

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

This is IV Florida.

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Dexter Deshawn before he loses his arm. Likely how he lost his arm.

[–] raubarno@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

This is what journalists in New York were expecting Crocodile Dundee to be.

[–] PlushySD@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

This would be a hit in my Monster Hunter Now chat group lol

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago