JoShmoe

This has been going on for nearly a decade already. Probably two decades now

This thing is fucking cool. You don’t even need the button. It doubles as a fan if you put on the floor.

Except you didn’t invent anything.

Aunt Tifa may be able to stir up a lot of shit by herself, but even she isn’t capable of all this.

That’s a completely different person

It is very common to hear girls use the term guys, and for people to address a mixed party as “guys”

Men are filament suppliers…

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

I suppose corn syrup has a unique feel to it.

Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer

Despite their wasted efforts, it just doesn’t matter. Circumventing all this is still too easy. Only the impatient are doomed.

Pepe The Frog