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[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I should try that train to Krakow this summer...

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 157 points 4 days ago

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 29 points 4 days ago

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

replies in a train

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

That's the other puddle

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago
[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Godamnit you did it.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago
[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Username checks out.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 3 days ago

You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 4 days ago

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Nah, you read it right.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 3 days ago

No wonder I can't find any orgies... Nobody in this country knows how to run a train.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

I was there, when ocelot stole the rail system from Rex.

Can't have shit in Shadow moses

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'll assume that I'm just missing a reference or three because the alternative is that I'm having a stroke.

[-] BigPotato@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo?

WHAT A PRETTY MEME!

[-] leggettc18@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

THE MISSION IS A FAILURE, TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 34 points 4 days ago

The only functioning trains the USA has are orgy trains.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago
[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

Your mom is handing them out for free.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

"How can three grown women not find a hookup between them?"

"They're - the economy is in shambles"

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 13 points 4 days ago

Can't have shit in ~~Detroit~~ America?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

Clearly Katie has never heard of OnlyFans…

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

So stale and reposted it’s on KYM lol

…but I still chuckled i won’t lie

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2024
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