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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 160 points 6 days ago

Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago

I don't know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 30 points 6 days ago

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That's the other puddle

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago

Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 6 days ago
[-] Branch_Ranch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Godamnit you did it.

[-] Masamune@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Every ride is a surprise, that's why we love* the MTA!

*hate

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Damn, our education system is so bad they didn't even teach you to count to fifty?

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Username checks out.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 1 points 5 days ago

You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 6 days ago

Fucked in the subway*

By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Nah, you read it right.

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