At least she ain’t Amber Heard
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.
If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you
Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed
Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.
Would still eat tho
Combat food waste!
And unseasoned pillows!
And the person who decided to serve those pillow pasta without Parmesan!
Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <
🤌
What was the expected surprise?
An expected surprise? No such thing.
Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry
Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this
There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.
There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.
There are no noodles in this picture
Noodles are a type of food made from unleavened dough which is either rolled flat and cut, stretched, or extruded, into long strips or strings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noodle
How are these not noodles?
According to your quote, noodles are long, and they're strips or strings
Penne is extruded, and relative to macaroni it's long.
They're extruded, but not into strips or strings. I'd argue they're not long enough to be described as "long", but that part is certainly imprecise
Noodles are […] made into a variety of shapes.
This is penne, not noodles.
A penne for your thoughts?
"My disappointment..."
How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.
Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.
Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.
nyeh heh heh