I thought about doing that, but I don't have the training or license to drive a boat. I'm in Hawaii, so it can get pretty rough out in the ocean. I'm also not sure how I would get money for food and stuff. I don't have massive savings or anything.

That gave me a chuckle.

Same, except now I don't know how I'm gonna pay next month's rent. (I was spit out a while ago.)

Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten dinner as a kid if I was that picky.

Could be the generic he too

Orangutan

Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome

What's the point of being alive if you're just gonna die one day?

When I worked there, they wouldn't assign me tasks and then blamed me when nothing got done.

Because they thought if they just folded to the site admins that everything would be okay in the end. "Oh, we built a community! We don't want to lose it, so we're opening back up so daddy Spez doesn't take away our power!"

I wish I could get all the mods from the subreddits that rolled over in June/July in a room and slap each and every one upside the head.

No one is born cool, except people that check sources