Sure, let's go with that.

I have a lot of respect for the passion the French put into protesting, although I do worry about their blood pressure sometimes.

US discovering universal healthcare backwards.

Technical question: If he would murder both candidates, could he still become president and pardon himself?

It's kinda sad that without Mozilla, Raymond, the NoScript guys and TOR we would lose control over the internet pretty much immediately

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think you can run LoL on Linux

And the negations failed. And the blockade already in place. And way too late. And the princess almost killed. And a sith encounter.

This has to be one of the worst diplomatic missions ever :D

Send a bomb threat from all major mail-providers any% speedrun anyone?

Seriously, as if no one ever send a threat from a throwaway Gmail account. The bullshit governments come up with to dismantle privacy...

I swear some people go out of their way to judge others for the most ridiculous things. Maybe try asking yourself why you are not happy about people finding love without going through half a dozen shitty relationships.

Why people no buy our GPU anymore?

Because I can get a whole fucking console for the price of a lower midrange GPU. My only hope is Intel's Battlemage at this point.

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