The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

"Jesus is coming!"

I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

I'd totally be Whigging out.

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I'm funny

I was an Angelfire guy, myself.