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[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 80 points 7 months ago (44 children)

A pig didn't say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Same as people do/did with other attrocities throughout history. Now you know where you would've stood.

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[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

Livin' up to that username, kid.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

And I'd do it again.

[–] Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unlike you, I am familiar with the pig government and we actually have an agreement that we eat their death row inmates. Crime has never been so delicious.

[–] nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN@lemmings.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Okay but actually they grow up in cages and never see daylight. Their tails cut off without anaesthetic.

So yeh.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

No pigs go "pink" silly or when they're scared they go SSSSSSQQQQQQQEEEEEEEE-SSSSSSQQQQEEEEE-SSSSQQQQEEEEEE

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[–] 2d@kbin.social 38 points 7 months ago (3 children)

bacon died for you without its consent

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

"Hey pig I'm gonna eat ya!"

The man I have tied to my bed 🥴

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[–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 37 points 7 months ago (7 children)

But given the choice a pig wouldn't die for you, so no bacon isn't love, it's murder.

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[–] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bacon and narwhal were in fashion at the time.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

oh of course. Silly me. How could I have forgotten

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 18 points 7 months ago

Yeah, but it wasn't consensual.

[–] wafflez@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Choose compassion, not violence. Be the change today, not tomorrow.

[–] Moshpirit@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I didn't expect to find any vegan message in this "pure carnist" meme post. This was the #1 comment in the post, that's awesome!

[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact every food we eat died for us.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lab grown meat is a thing now

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[–] MBM@lemmings.world 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Except for like, fruits, seeds, eggs, dairy etc.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only eggs haven't died for us. Fruits and seeds definitely died for us too. Cheese is complicated.

[–] nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN@lemmings.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Animals died to get eggs and cheese. Also the animals that are giving milk and eggs will die when they reach a certain age. Also I wouldn't consider being in a cage 24/7, never seeing the sun, a "life" exactly.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sure but the eggs haven't died for us. They aren't fertilised either so have no chance of becoming a chicken

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I'm stealing this.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact: Gas chambers are often used to kill pigs. You can hear their screaming from outside the facilities as the gas burns them to death from the inside out.

This is common practice.

It is plenty likely the victim in the picture whose mutilated corpse is very disrespectfully converted into sewage by now was gassed to death.

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Image Transcription: Meme


[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON'S LOVE IS REAL.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Bacon will always have a place in my heart. And in my arteries.

[–] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

#notmybacon

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