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[–] disposabletentacle@kbin.social 148 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

[–] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 55 points 8 months ago

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Poe's law in action

[–] LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world 83 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They can find their tip in the field where I grow my fucks

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It'll be pretty easy to find it given that the field is barren

[–] LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Bold of you to assume that there will be a tip amongst my non-existent fucks

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 64 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's a parody account you guys...

Brilliant satire, but Poe's Law seems to be in full effect.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Glad there is a chance for humanity after all.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 61 points 8 months ago

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

[–] whileloop@lemmy.world 55 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You'll get your rent when you fix this ****** door.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, there's your problem. The door is made of asterisks, when it should be made of door.

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 months ago

I'm imagining a door made from many tiny doors (like pet doors but smaller) and it sounds terrible

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren't happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 34 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don't actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I've seen landlords that do expect such.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn't be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

[–] cumcum69@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

i'd happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

[–] Fades@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Thank you Dr. PP

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I got their tip riiight heeere

[–] ridethisbike@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Dick! He's talking about his dick, guys!!

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well now you spoiled the surprise!

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

in the voice of the Mickey Mouse

We'll leave this tool for later!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 8 months ago

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Pics for proof?

[–] Bye@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

If my tenants tipped me I’d be pretty offended and would just count it against their next rent payment

Like you wouldn’t tip your doctor or your lawyer or your mechanic, what the fuck is this shit

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 13 points 8 months ago

I'll tip you negative $1000

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

To be fair, I don't get it either. He has a brass neck? Is that a saying?

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
brass neck
noun [ S or U ]
UK informal disapproving
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/ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
/ˌbræs ˈnek/
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a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
She's got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we're so busy.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's hard to go for his jugular?

[–] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 months ago

this cannot be a real tweet

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

LMFAO, I think I'll pass.