hungryphrog

thanks, now my brain will forever connect this myth to gay sex

We should just revive everyone who contributed to this dumpster fire and make them fix it before they can go back to being dead.

"I got a razorthinsmartphonecut at the office today" sounds a bit funny

Cops, prison guards, landlords.

Train your children properly and you shouldn’t need to use parental controls to control their screen time.

Exactly! I've always thought that kids should be taught to exercise healthy limits on their own, because after all, some day they are going to be adults and won't have anyone but themselves preventing them from eating nothing but ice cream, running into traffic, and playing Minecraft for 14 hours.

Kids are people who deserve freedom and privacy. Teach them internet safety and common sense, and make sure they can always talk to you without the fear of punishment if they saw something they shouldn't have.

You're just another bootlicker, the only difference being that the boot has been painted red. Were you a real leftist, you would understand that so called 'communism' executed this way only leads to the creation of a new ruling class that the people first obey because they believe it can liberate them, and after that, because they are surrounded by propaganda and would be imprisoned or killed otherwise.

I beg you to educate yourself and start looking at tankie propaganda more critically instead of breaking your chains only to hand yourself over to a new ruler.

No dictatorship is ethical, the state is inherently unjust and oppressive. Also see: USSR, China, and North Korea.

What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!

"𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓕𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓦𝓪𝓼𝓱™︎ 𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓰𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓽 𝓮𝔂𝓮𝓫𝓻𝓸𝔀."

Name a single oppressed group of people that hasn't had to use violence to gain their rights.