That's the clutch and brake pedals...
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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USA citizen having no clue about the existence of manual gear-box in vehicles, probably.
They just added the caption. If the creator of this were capable of making the drawing, they would do something more with their life than memes.
You can't find an image of pushing the brake and throttle at the same time on wikihow.
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I haven't driven a stick in over a decade and this meme upsets me.
I think you drastically underestimate the number of gearheads in the States. Makes sense, given we have incredibly limited public transport. Currently have 3 manuals in my driveway.
Of course, it a joke based on the fact that manual gearbox is, even to this day, the standard in Europe. I would be very surprise to meet someone with a driver license who can't drive manual. It seems in the USA manual driving is a hobby for car enthusiast. But what do I know? I have never step foot on the new continent.
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The fools, this actually reboots the car into safe mode!
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That's the clutch and break you fucking idiot.
It's a brake, you fucking idiot
I needa take a brake from the internet, you fucking idiots
I need to fuck an idiot, you brakes
I'm an idiot you fucking breaks
You idiot, I'm a fucking brakes
Breaks a I'm you idiot fucking
I need to fuck an idiot in breaks
The image shows the clutch and brake being pressed though...
Probably a gen-z trying to make jokes about cars.
Turn the car off, shift to 4th gear, press break, break and windshield wiper, then turn it back on to enter Developer Mode
You joke but my old FJ Cruiser requires you to turn the key to accessory, turn it off, turn the key back to accessory, open and close the door three times, turn the key back off, turn the key to accessory while holding the odometer reset button for 5 seconds and then it will enter pairing mode for the remote fob.
It made me feel the same joy as pressing the option on my Android phone 5 times to enter development mode back in the mid 2010s but it gets old quick.
And for this next trick, we will dance the macarena while reciting the alphabet backwards and jumping on one foot!
Built in sobriety test, how nice!
That sounds like the automotive hokey-pokey I had to do with my 06 corolla for the key fob.
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We need to test a vehicle on a dynamometer and to get the transmission into dyno mode it was something like that, press brake 3 times, press the button on the shift selector twice, move to neutral then reverse 3 times, etc, it was a super long combo. It was so satisfying to see the CAN message that we entered test mode
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If you press the gas pedal long enough, you see a rewind of your life
But if you press the brake too hard, it'll break...... Sorry for being a disappointment :(
On a Mac it's way more intuitive than this. You just ... hold on, I have to look it up again.
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My dad used to yell at me for trying to drive like this when I was a teenager!
Somehow my brain decided that if I needed to drive slower then I should just add some brakes instead of just letting off the gas...
That lasted about a week lol
I've always heard that this is how a lot of the "wrong pedal" accidents go. Two foot drivers get panicked in an accident and slam on both the gas and the brakes at the same time. I feel like the brake should be able to override the gas though. But I've never tried it and am not about to lol.
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why do people insist on talking relatively recent content and plagiarizing it mere days later? karma is even less meaningful here. what is the point?
weird way to say "reposting"
True! But only the Teslas do this
Idk if I'm being elitist or flexing the fact that I'm poor but as a stick shift driver in the state of Vermont I often did this in winter to get the heat going granted I always had the clutch down as well
I think you're flexing the fact that you have three legs tbh.
Life pro tip, you don't have to push the clutch if you're in neutral.
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And if you take your shifter and go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, brake, gas, you'll add 30 months back onto your warranty!
I had an old car whose engine would die if it didn't get gas, so you would always be giving it a bit of gas at all times. When you came to a stop, you had to push slightly down on the gas and all the way down on the brake, otherwise the engine would shut off.
Also would allow you to take the key out of the ignition while the car was running and it would keep running so you could unlock house doors with your keys. My parents actually sent it into the shop to "fix" that. I still don't know why they spent money to get rid of a feature. Were they afraid I would leave it on without the keys? The engine would just die without someone to push down on the gas petal.
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The infotainment system in my friend's truck would periodically get wonky and he would have to pull over, turn the truck off, wait a minute, then turn it back on.
We always joked that he had to do a Ctrl-Alt-Brake Pedal.
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