this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 day ago

Lemmies aren't mice, they're actually a form of chupacabra.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This ain't bad. I joint at the height of beans.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

There is no height to beans, only depth.

[–] youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You mean the first height of beans. (It’ll come back around)

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Beans never dipped. Bean hands baby, to the moon

[–] Cocopanda@lemmy.world 50 points 3 days ago

Radical Mouse app. I like that.

[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's mothman season now.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

Everybody Sheer now!

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people, not doing much work, and posting memes

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I read that as ShermanPosting and burned down Atlanta.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

FYI, most of the bigots and fascists are outside the city limits these days. Please burn down the suburbs (especially OTP -- outside the Perimeter, i.e. I-285) instead.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Yes. Burn down the suburbs and make hillbillies socialist again.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

TankEd Sherman hasn't been done, just saying

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yea, these sheernanigans need to stop!

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says sheernanigans!

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh no, what a sheerstopper! My world is in sheermbles! I guess I should find sheelter somewhere and get in sheerape for the sheerdown!

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sheerandacity, sheeranuly.

[–] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 3 days ago

I love radical mouse!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 days ago

It isn't a mouse, it's a lemming!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What if he was shearing a sheep?

What if he was Ed Ed and Sheeran?

What if he was Ed Shanenon and he's Shane from jimmy neutron?

What if he was Edwardo Sheerano and he taught Spanish?

The barrell has not even begun to be scraped. The dumber the better.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.

spoilerYes I made that, right about the time the tide turned. Ed Sheeree

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Of course it was.

Fuck bean posting we've reached new depths.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago

If we missed sheering beans, that's on us.

It was time to stop before it even started

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 13 points 3 days ago

This is a bean and jean shitposting community damnit!

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

It’s a lemming

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I was here for the jeans posts they were fun; it feels like these have gone too far

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ed Jeansan can never be a thing

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago

I’ve been here for a while and I have no idea. So it goes.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't explain why other than maybe because they both have red hair, but FFS: why do I always confuse Ed Sheeran with Lewis Capaldi? I don't even think I've ever heard a single song by Sheeran.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Not even Shape of You? It's a bloody earworm.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago

Don't worry, bean season will come back around again.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

"Enjoy your death trap, Sheerans!"

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

It's time to stop?
No, it will never end
Changing themes the dumb memes will never end