Semi_Hemi_Demigod

Think of it like an engine: The mechanics working on the engine aren't the engineers designing the thing.

Dude, Mike Brown has a huge fringe of white hair on his beard and Jim Conti has a beer gut and a dad bod.

No hate because I've got all three but damn does it make me feel like 2007 was a long damn time ago.

My GF has it real bad if she smokes too much, meanwhile I can smoke 3x as much and be fine.

Pro tip: If you’ve got this and can’t stand it, ask for some haloperidol. It calms down the nerve that’s making you nauseous.

It might be similar to cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, though that’s usually accompanied with nausea that goes away in a hot shower.

Guess she couldn't get ahold of Nicolas Flamel in time

I just saw the dudes from Streetlight Manifesto and they're definitely not lookers. And they're getting SO OLD

I would say even those don't need Internet. Navigation can be updated using a USB drive, and I have a phone for audio so I just need bluetooth.

The only network connection I want in my car is to notify emergency services if the airbags go off.

I got a decent manual for about $12k back in February. And it was one of three on the lot I was there to look at all around that price: A GTI, a WRX, and a Mini.

I went with the GTI

I've got over 1700 hours on Factorio, which makes it cost me 2¢ per hour of entertainment

Though it's a bit like drugs in that you really enjoy it at first and eventually you're just trying to get your fix.

Sort of, but aimed more at general purpose computing rather than gaming

Both of mine will tell me to go pound sand.

How would y'all feel if Valve started selling PCs with their flavor of Linux on it?