ummthatguy
joined 1 year ago
Dude's brilliant.
"I'll have you know that's my knee you're straddling."
Still my favorite Dracula:
"But, Lucy, I'm British."
"So are these!"
Just posted this a bit ago:
"Sean Aloysius O'Brien... They fished his body out of the Allegheny river a week before the strike ended. Thirty two bullets he had in him. Or was it thirty four?" -Miles O'brien
Just a touch of "Do as I say, not as I do", though his overall philosophy is still generally applicable.
Could also be a Highlander style immortal. Let's not rule anything out.
Despair.
Edit: I do appreciate the attempt.
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This reads like Deep Thoughts... by Jack Handey