I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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Obi wan Kenobi'd her.
“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”
Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.
Fake: Dinosurs aren't real
Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn
I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.
I don't think he ever said it's his first time
Not explicitly, no
More like Ace
wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no
what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?
What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.
i always forget birds exist, sorry
edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil
Wait, what happens in Acre?
Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.
Thagomizer dildo?
!fakebandnames@lemmy.world
Thagomizer? I hardly know her!
Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.
dildo thagomizer!