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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 72 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Fake: Dinosurs aren't real

Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 43 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.

[–] MinFapper@startrek.website 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think he ever said it's his first time

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago

Not explicitly, no

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no

what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

i always forget birds exist, sorry

edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Wait, what happens in Acre?