Does "pope" no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?
this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he's just looking for a challenge.
Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.
Not the point. Putin don't care about religion he just want power and influence.
Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.
They also have their own president
Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president
He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!
Do I have to go to catholic hell if I laughed at this?
Nah, just regular hell with the rest of us
Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids
...kids that climb on rocks.
This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony
“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”
You forgot the bit where he'll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.
Trump Holy Land #1
Pooping?
Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.
Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I'm guessing he's a world champion shitter.
Plus there was that whole "soiling himself in court" incident.
I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.
MAGA can't hold him accountable for anything!
;-)
And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.
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Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes
JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn't kill their predecessor? Isn't it like 5 or 7 of them?
I don't think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I'm not catholic
now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him
Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.
Through another executive order right?
In practice he would have to be celibate.
Another established norm to break?
" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I'm saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".
He could tariff all the other religions!
"Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me" - oops! wrong dipshit
No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies
So that's why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.
The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.
And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins....
I thought the Dear Leader didn't have to pope
True, but the dear leader is Kim Yong Un, this is diaper Donny.
Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.
Orange smoke would be apt
I'd be down with that. Can do less damage that way.
Less? How do less? He was friends with Epstein. The previous pope tried to do something about child abuse within the church. Guess what diaper Donny would do if he would become pope. The Vatican would be turned into Epstein island 2.0
Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).
I don't believe being president excludes him from touching up kids...
Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.
It's poping time
Discordian Trump confirmed. More about disordermaxxing at 12.
So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.
... Does the Pope golf in the woods?
He is the popest!
further proof that he's the one who will save our lands~
may gold be with you~
You're really playing with fire here. Don't be like The Simpsons!
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