jaybone

In the first place, why would this app even need to include their names and pictures? That’s begging for bad things to happen.

Let their parents assign some nickname or code name to the tags. The parents will know what that is. As opposed to some weirdo who steals your phone or some hacker who sells a db dump to pedophiles on the dark web.

While we’re at it, let’s talk about “prompt engineer.”

Maybe some retired veterans with nice coin collections would like to meet up with him and show him how their coins work.

I think I’ll get my jello and go watch Matlock.

The toppings are also cursed.

WE HAD A DEAL!!

I don’t think it’s a wok. (Because the type of pot is what’s weird about shrimp in the bathroom.)

But why is his mom taking a “selfie” for him? I get he doesn’t have any hands free because of how he’s flexing. But then why wouldn’t you just have the other person take a picture of you directly, rather than through a mirror?

Maybe his mom was in the kitchen and he called her in to the bathroom to take the “selfie” but she was cooking shrimp, so she put it down on the bathroom counter? But then he has his own empty container looks like he is ready to fill up.

What happened to Al Franken?

I didn’t realize there were alternate pronunciations. Is this like gif level arguments at the NSA meetings?

What are the pronunciations?

You have to swipe in the shape of a swastica to enable it.

1/3 of all humans on earth use Twitter? Bullshit.

At least half of those accounts have to be bots and alts and whatever spam garbage.

Is this the guy they say they can’t get back? Or is that a different guy?

Shouldn’t it be pretty worrying that they can’t get someone back to correct a mistake? That should be pretty concerning even to people who would support this nonsense.