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submitted 1 week ago by Emerald@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs Cointelpro in my ass

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Robocock in my ass

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

this is so sad

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

... in my ass?

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Holy Diver, in my ass.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 98 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who will save the princess now?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of your ass?

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I didn't think that through very well 🤣

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass

Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You will receive a full refund in five to ten business years.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 week ago

No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 46 points 1 week ago

Last night's music trying to ruin my day.

[–] thesaddreamer@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't stop believing in my ass

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hold on to that feeling

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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 43 points 1 week ago

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 38 points 1 week ago

We Didn’t Start the Fire in my ass

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the Jungle in my ass

[–] Skjolle@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

The Dragonborn Comes in my ass

Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?

[–] ryanvade@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ummm, not sure about this one

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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Mine is "Spend the night in my ass"

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

Around the World in my ass.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Two Trucks in my ass."

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 week ago

One More Time in My Ass

[–] Hugin@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

There's no one like you in my ass.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Anyway you want it in my ass

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I need a break in my ass

[–] 127_0_0_0@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rasputin in my ass

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Found the Russian queen

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I need to get home quickly

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't stop me now in my ass.

I think Freddie would approve.

[–] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

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[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots in my Arse

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[–] Nariom@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

We didn't start the fire in my ass.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

she works hard for the money in my ass

[–] scratch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Prison Sex in my ass

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 10 points 1 week ago

I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.

So....yeah.

[–] blackluster117@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

Can't stand it in my ass (Mungo's Hi Fi)

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Billie Jean in my ass.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.

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[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Please jump around in my ass

[–] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

More Than A Feeling In My Ass

[–] Emi@ani.social 8 points 1 week ago

Big iron in my ass

[–] Zulu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rhinestone eyes in my ass

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Love me in my ass

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