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That's because the cat's name is "6 ice cold beers".

Another splendd Kapwng cartoon.

Quite right too. The most important factor for me when buying a computer is that the sales droid is in an office. All those CPU, RAM and disk numbers are secondary to that.

A friend persuaded me to go on a date with a girl I wasn't particularly into. We went for a meal, then she wanted to go clubbing. But I'm not into that either, so she broke down in tears. I was pretty sure I hadn't said anything that bad, but then the story came out: her ex-partner had the same first name and job as me, and the meal and clubbing were his favourite things, but he'd been found dead in another country with his common law wife and kids, and the similarity to me was effectively his coming back from the dead to be with her again.

No there wasn't a second date. I haven't seen her since either. Neither have I taken dating advice off that friend since, although we are still friends.

Too right. Ain't nobody needs that "the most important commandment is to love others as yourself" crap.

Reminds me of the time I had to explain to a friend that twat was not a synonym for twit.

Yes and no. Everywhere "Western" has an extradition treaty with the USA so there's no point fleeing to any of those. Russia isn't a great choice but if he values his freedom it's probably the least worst option.

It's like one of those irregular verbs. I've got a cool fantasy, you're a pervert, he's in jail, etc.

Sounds like it's not just me that goes "ok then, try arguing with this" when power cycling an unresponsive computer.

Not everyone is immune to swearing; I don't see any point in causing unnecessary offence; and they contribute nothing to the meaning, except perhaps voicing a level of emotion which can be better expressed in other ways.

Old man yells at Swift: wait, are we talking about Trump or Putin here?

Well, I'm not intentionally lying but I may have been misinformed. TIL, thanks.