Is this true?

A Crazy Taxi X Uber/Lyft skin pack would unironically probably sell well.

In two little buns, I'd presume.

Thank God for my Snap-On Strap-On.

I wish Stan Twitter had never started his company, at all.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure learning more about myself would make me simpler by definition.

Or, for example, a jackdaw is also a crow.

Yeah, don't you just click the little picture and it works?

We're Amy Winehouse/Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears. We love(d) the limelight, but it's not so great when we're spiraling downward.

I'm not a therapist. Is the idea that you forget about all of your problems because your balls are being tortured?

Cognitive Ball Torture.

Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They're really smart cats.