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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 21 points 11 hours ago

Taco Bell was a cynical invention by Alexander Graham Bell to sell more Bell peppers.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 36 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

I feel like this is fake.

Two reasons. I was unable to find a video clip of this, and it's not nearly racist enough for these shit-hawks.

If some has the clip, please share.

Edit: 3 reason, we're also on a shitpost channel.

[–] 790@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 hours ago

It's definitely fake. The screenshot is from around the 4:37 timestamp.

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6364871721112

[–] III@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Sadly, it doesn't matter if he said it when it is entirely reasonable to believe that he did. It isn't the most racist or the stupidest thing this guy has said on national television.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 32 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Snowflake racist: Burrito is a Mexican word 😭 Chad globalist: Burrito is a human word 😎

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Diogenes: Behold a burrito! Holding a calzone

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Wouldn't he be holding a gyro?

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Agreed, Mexican food is one of the greatest culinary flavor profiles the world has known so far. This guy looks like he sits around eating mayonnaise out of the jar with a spoon. He's probably just mad that mayo prices went up.

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[–] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 15 points 18 hours ago

I find bigotry and stupidity offensive and this guy still gets to say this stupid bigoted shit on television.

Too fucking bad for both of us.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago

Tbf taco bell is anything but Mexican

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You must be offended that Starbucks has Italian named drinks too.

FYI: No one who has ever had a “caramel macchiato” at Starbucks has ever had a macchiato at Starbucks.

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[–] Pulsar@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At this point, I'm not completely sure that this administration has really only appointed the most qualified people for those cabinet positions.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago

Kakistocracy is the word

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (12 children)

"Mexican"

¡ES ESPAÑOL, MAMAGÜEVO!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Completely glancing over the fact that there is exactly zero Mexican items at Taco Bell. Everything there is some kinda bastardized American Midwest slop. I think the only actual Spanish on the memo is "gordita" which loosely translates into ~~fat bitch~~ little fatty (really out of practice with my Spanish), which seems fitting.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Taco Bell sells tacos that are reasonably close to Mexican street tacos. Obviously not as good, but it's a small soft tortilla with fillings, that's what you get in Mexico too.

Burritos are also Mexican, though they're not as common across the whole country as tacos. The modern burrito comes from Ciudad Juarez right on the border with Texas.

Most of the rest of the Taco Bell menu isn't authenitcally Mexican, but I'd say their core menu items are tacos and burritos.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Ehhh... "gordita" does not translate to "Fat Bitch" but "Little Faty"...

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

But little fatty is just a pure translation. It actually just means something closer to "thick" as in "that tortilla is a little thick"..."esa tortilla esta gordita....hey! Ya se! Porque no les ponemos "gorditas"! Vale?" "Orale compadre, entonces ya quedamos, son gorditas! Son o estan? Son! Luego que tal si algun pendejo en China No's traduce a estan y empiesan a discriminar? No no, son gorditas. Okay pies, entonces so gorditas y ya OK? Ok! Porque cabrones dices OK? Quiero decir que estoy de acuerdo contigo. Today la genre dice okay!

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[–] gt5@lemm.ee 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How do you say San Diego in Mexican?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As a San Diegan with a lot of Mexican friends, I think it's "El Pendejo Americano". They always yell that when I come over.

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 1 points 11 hours ago

they just call me gringo

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English? What is that some redcoat language savagery? Here in AMERICA, we speak AMERICAN!

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Fox news with the hard hitting journalism, as usual. And that saggy faced guy looks like he might have a coronary within the hour, someone should get him some help or he might die on tv. For now at least he is still entitled to universal health care via medicare.

Can males have resting bitch face?
That should be the real headline. Also, my toddler gets that look on his face when he is about to dump his food on the floor and cry, without actually knowing why he is crying.

He looks like he'd find eating any vegetable "offensive" as well. He might eat a pudding cup.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

They needed something to distract from the fact that they removed the stock ticker from their broadcast whole the market melted down

[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 89 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I don't speak Spanish, but based on the absolutely tiny bit I do know, would this mean quesadillas would become "little cheesies"?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

So, apparently it comes from "quesada" which was a form of cheesecake, and the "illa" diminutive ending. Over time it has come to mean a fried tortilla with cheese and other fillings.... except...

In Mexico City, quesadillas don't necessarily have cheese in them. The rest of the country makes fun of them for it. But, if you're ever in Mexico City and want a nice cheesy quesadilla, be sure to order a "quesadilla con queso".

Damn it, now I'm hungry.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Two spicy little donkeys with everything, three light meals for the boys, and a little cheesy for my wife, please.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

little donkeys = burritos

cheesy = quesadilla

light meal? Livianos?

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 133 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (5 children)

I know I'm not supposed to use the R word as it's derogatory but for fucks sake, it's literally the only word that describes this

*Edit: spelling

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 39 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 11 points 19 hours ago

Yup, can't call them that anymore. Now they are MAGA Nazis.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 16 points 20 hours ago

Associating this man is an insult to the mentally disabled, actually.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 10 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Call him a Pakled, that's allowed.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 hours ago

I am so SMRT. I mean SMART.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 6 points 18 hours ago

Do you not know any other words?

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In " Mexican "...

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