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[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He can afford to disappear for a week every month?

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, sign me up! Not for the starvation thing, the money thing.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 41 points 1 day ago
[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure it's not normal. He's chosen the Hermit path. Fair play to him.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Desire is the root of all suffering, suffering can cease when attachment to desire is extinguished.

just like me fr

[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a practicing Buddist, I do this often. Smoke enough weed, and an empty shack becomes a temple of delight.

[–] iampivot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't the meditation bring on is own kind of high after a while?

[–] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Pot works better

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I bet his friend is never worried about stupid shit.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd be worried about rats nibbling my nutsack while I sleep on the floor of an abandoned factory.

[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That is a basic survival worry. I tend to believe that humans faced with real survival issues are less negatively impacted than those who have material worries.

My stress about work is killing me.

My stress about not freezing to death leads me to do things like chopping wood, lighting fires, and maintaining my chimney. Which are all good things.

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My wife doesn’t love multi day backpacking. But she loves the glimpse of how I am and how we are - during that time.

Our priorities - Stay warm, stay dry, fetch and purify water, hike the right distances to get out with food in hand, packing and unpacking our gear, avoid dangerous wildlife, cook, sleep.

When every day that’s your goal state it’s super simple - stress is actually just a response to things that might kill you again. And not 20 steps away from it. “I might perform poorly, my clothes might not be appropriate for the job, I’m running 3 minutes behind - which may cost me my job, which could be long term, and financially we won’t recover, and then we might lose the house or starve”. Up against “I need water and dry clothes”.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Chop wood, carry water.

[–] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Indeed, the majority of us aren't made to worry about arbitrary problems that are beyond our control constantly more than trivial and survival related problems.

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[–] benni@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Umm, hello, is this the Based department? I'd like to report someone...

[–] Tabooki@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago

Sounds like buddism to me

[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 155 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Post-industrial Buddhism is what it is. Yeah like it'd be great to do that in a cave or forest or open prairie but who the fuck can afford those things?

Abandoned buildings are free as long as you don't fuck with the native inhabitants' meth.

[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would just worry of asbestos or heavy metal contamination in the buildings, especially if I'm sleeping on or near the floor

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

All the good caves are taken.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Are you worried about this sort of thing in general? I would argue that these things are pretty esoteric concerns.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (11 children)

who the fuck can afford those things?

Anybody? Where do you live that hanging out in the forest costs money?

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Transportation to and from the forest isn't free.

Also some places have laws against camping on public land to discourage homelessness and these would likely fall afoul of those.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I promose you those places also have laws against camping on private property in an abandoned building.

[–] Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, but not as many people go to abandoned buildings so you're less likely to be seen by others and reported.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

I'd be way more concerned about running into someone in a 'bando than out in the woods though.

Hiker in the woods is going to go the other way. A homebum in a bando? Who knows how they'll react.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

In the middle of a city, which doesn't have nearby forests.

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[–] alxmg@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s about the scariest shit I can imagine, but I admire him.

[–] synicalx@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

FIFO workers often do multiple weeks on, and a week or more off.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 day ago

but in this crazy crazy world, is normal so good?

[–] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Fake: Anon has friends

Gay: Imaginary friend is a guy

Open and shut case.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 27 points 1 day ago

Bake em away, toys.

[–] noretus@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Weird only to a mind that's used to being constantly bombarded with low quality entertainment, lulled into comfortable numbness with mostly unnecessary material goods. While this is overly extreme (and potentially hazardous... though that being 4chan it's probably exaggerated, if even true), most people would do well to take periods of disconnecting entirely and have minimal entertainment available. Zen Buddhist retreats are great by my experience. Yoga Retreats are nice but you need to weed out the ones that are really just masturbatory Wellness holidays for rich white women. Vipassana retreats are probably good too tho I personally haven't been to one of those. But just starting meditation would be great. https://www.wakingup.com/ is a low bar access point with guided meditations but also a lot of great philosophical discussions from several different branches of thought (notably Stoicism and Buddhism but others too). And you can get it for free (request scholarship) if the price seems steep.

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[–] digitalnuisance@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

silent hill protagonist

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Uh... that isn't normal.

Honey, there hasn't been an ounce of "normal" anywhere since at least 2001.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

oof, never thought I'd see the baseline for "normal" set to after covid.

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[–] Jay@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This is a bit intense but praxticrs like this have been used not only by the Buddhists but also the internet's favourite emperor Marcus Aurelius for example. It seems to be really good for you. For a more feasible exercise just tape a square onto the floor and only leave that box for hygiene, work, food and walks. You sleep in the box you meditate in the box and you exercise in the box.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That square is my bed and my therapist was concerned when I said I didn’t leave it.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Anon's friend is just Batman going through his early training montage.

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