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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

Reading this after the thread from that german kid wondering why Americans keep using racial qualifiers like white, black, etc really brings the point home.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

"still breathing"

Personal favorite

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Same as ever.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"I will overcome."

"I keep dragging myself along."

"Somehow, I remain alive."

"I will perish, but not like this, hopefully, not today."

"Everything is shit and I think we should all get a grenade and end it all."

... and other reasons why you don't ask a Lithuanian how's it going for them.

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I’ve taken to saying ‘adequately, thanks’.

[–] pepperjohnson@lemm.ee 10 points 7 hours ago

"Oh you know. How are you?"

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"Somehow I've managed to remain alive."

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My favourite is similar "I continue to live"

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Alternatively: "Despite my best efforts, I remain alive."

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

the horrors persist, yet so do i

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The horrors persist, so must I

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

I like dropping, "It's not, but how are you?" an easy and more polite way of saying "you don't give two shits about me, so let's talk about you."

[–] freewheel@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

"Moving forward at a rate of 1 second per second."

Usually at work, in meetings.

"I'm above ground."

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

"I'm livin' the dream (and would like to wake up)" is a personal favorite of mine.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

"well, someone's dream" is something I like to tack on the end haha

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago

"Another day in paradise."

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago

"Nightmares are dreams too"

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 hours ago

"Still breathing"

"I'm here, aren't I?" (usually used at work)

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure I get it. So what is the answer if you're not white?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Like "Dad responses", whiteness is a state of mind 🧘‍♂️

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ok but I still don't understand the joke :(

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Like "Dad responses", these are just common cliche ways for white American men to respond to questions - in this case, "How are things going?"

In this case, the responses listed, while seemingly anodyne, are generally given out as a means of downplaying one's own troubles - "It's going" being "It's going badly enough that I don't want to talk about it in any more detail" - and "Hanging in there" being "I'm managing, but only barely."

So both, while not being a cause for alarm by a surface reading, are actually (commonly) given out when significantly distressed.

[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Out of curiosity can you do the other colors too?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, I'm not the original creator of the post; you'd have to ask them for more droll observations of common American responses (and their deeper meanings) by race.

[–] sneaky@r.nf 1 points 1 hour ago

I am an American (sorry) and this doesn't seem like it should have anything to do with race.. "How's it going" is pretty commonly used across races in the US.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

"Relentlessly."